Bibby is sitting on Rick's keyboard enjoying a tickle behind her ear.
Correction: Rick isn't a hairy dog and Bibby is black and white. Oops!

Dervish breaks into other people's houses and steals their cuddly toys.
He was creeping through a ground floor window this morning, a real cat burglar on soft paws, when Chiquita pounced on him. The screeching, bumping and crashing that ensued shot us both out of bed at 4:30 am.

Chiquita flops on the floor and shimmies around on her back.

New Zealand has a hermaphrodite sheep stamp currently in use. The ewe would need to have nuts to grow ram horns, but there are no tell-tale dangly bits.

I got my idea from CasaB's blog.